IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.
By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious.
Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength.
Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.
Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it.
Master-crafted from solid silver, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.
Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to djanuardaniengineering HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Limited Edition of 50
- Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
- Weight: 1 oz
- Grade: .999 Fine Silver
- Diameter: 39 mm
