{"product_id":"farley-lunch-lady-1-100th-oz-gold-bar-august","title":"Farley \"Lunch Lady\" 1\/100th oz Gold Bar - August","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eIMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 10-14 days for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAUGUST 2022 GOLDEN FARLEY GAME PIECE. PRODUCT EXCLUDED FROM DISCOUNTS. SEE WHERE YOU RANK AGAINST OTHER CHIVERS ON \u003cspan style=\"color: #00c300;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.djanuardaniengineering.com\/pages\/leaderboard\" style=\"color: #00c300;\"\u003eTHE GOLDEN FARLEY GAME LEADERBOARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnter that magical place where yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes, there are navy beans galore, and the chop suey kicks you right in the head. And while you're there, pick up a Foley Lunch Lady 1\/100th oz Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1\/100 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade: .9999 Fine Gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 15 mm (L) x \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mm (W) x .05 mm (H)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris Farley","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ 1\/100 oz","offer_id":42024770666691,"sku":"RC22033-GLD-RC","price":49.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/files\/gfg-august-single-2.jpg?v=1689182380","url":"https:\/\/www.djanuardaniengineering.com\/products\/farley-lunch-lady-1-100th-oz-gold-bar-august","provider":"djanuardaniengineering","version":"1.0","type":"link"}